CatLeBleuO'NineTails

 

 

 

Miss Morgana

 

 

 

Mister Tyler

 

Mister Justin

 

 

Chris w/kids (Ashley in pink)

 

Auntie Tray w/kids

 

 

 

Ashley (Left) Morgie (Right)

 

 

 

Mister Torty has pink toes! Shhh don't tell him!

 

 

Me w/kids

 

Wild Torty on the prowl

 

 

It did'nt hurt THAT bad....

 

 

 

 

 

Auntie (Right) Mom (Left) on turkey day....

 

 

 

My beautiful workplace-outside

Yup I did-I got my nose done....

I really hope this works....

These are pics of the kids before heading out!

 

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An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part
of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came
along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride
was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a
"Ye-e-e-e-ha-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding
hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service
station, yelled one final "Ye-e-e-eha-a-a-a!" and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the
service-station attendant

"Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around
his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off," the
woman answered.

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."

Subject: Irish humor



Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few too many,
at the local pub He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree
in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late
realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves
again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course,
causing him
to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.

Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car
to a stop. The officer, approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on
earth he was doing.

Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the office stops him
mid sentence and says,





Jesus, Mary and Holy St-Joseph Paddy, that's yer air
freshener!"

Mr Stupid... Calling Mr Stupid....

A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.

LOL GREAT GAME!!

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1. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prome time television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

2. Coca-Cola was origninally green.

3. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

4. Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better.

5. The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska.

6. The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400.

7. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

8. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

9. The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League all-star Game.

10. Each king in a deck of cards represents a great king from history:
Spades-King David
Hearts-Charlemagne
Clubs-Alexander the Great
Diamonds-Julius Caesar

Subject: Fwd: Yard Joke


I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and
my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I
couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my
wife, "Where is the rake?"

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"

I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and
made a raking motion. Then my wife wasn't sure and
said, "What?"

I repeated the gestures. "EYE KNEE THE RAKE"

My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her
left breast, then she points to her butt, and
finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell I
could even come close to that one.

Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the
hell was that?"

She replies (scroll down, it's worth it)






"EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH"

Ga. murder-kidnap suspect held; 3 girls safe

Suspect, in 'very critical' condition, was suspected in 4 murders

Georgia Bureau of Investigation
An undated photo of Jerry William Jones, who is believed to have fled with three children after murdering his former in-laws, one of their adult daughters and his 10-month-old daughter.


MSNBC staff and news service reports

RANGER, Ga. - A man who was the object of a regionwide manhunt after three adults and a 10-month-old baby were found slain in Georgia was in custody in critical condition after he shot himself Thursday evening in Tennessee, authorities said.

Jerry William Jones fled with three girls, two of them his daughters. They were found safe late Thursday. The suspect shot himself following a police chase, a family member said.

Most Southeastern states had issued a so-called "Amber alert" seeking Jones, 31, who authorities said kidnapped the girls. John Bankhead, a spokesman for the Georgia Bureau of Investigation, told MSNBC-TV that all three girls were all found alive with Jones and were unharmed.

Jones was hospitalized after the suicide attempt on Interstate 75 near the Tennessee line, said his former brother-in-law, David O'Donnell.

Jones was flown by medical helicopter to Erlanger Hospital in Chattanooga, Tenn., Bankhead said, where he was in "very critical condition."

3 adults, child slain in Georgia
Jones is the father of two of the kidnapped girls and former stepfather of the third. The girls, Brittany Phelps, 10, Brandy Jones, 4, and Tammy Jones, 3, were last seen Wednesday at one of the homes at the murder scene in Ranger, 55 miles north of Atlanta.


'This wasn't quick. He clearly took his time.'
- JOHN BANKHEAD
Georgia Bureau of Investigation




The Gordon County, Ga., sheriff's office said an arrest warrant on suspicion of murder was issued for Jones after the four bodies were found Thursday morning in two homes. Clent Harris, a sheriff's spokesman, said the motive appeared to be jealousy that his ex-wife, the children's mother, was visiting her new boyfriend.

At a news conference in Ranger, authorities said the woman, Melissa Peeler, was in Oregon when she called police to say Jones had telephoned her after killing her parents, a sister and the couple's 10-month-old daughter and threatened to kill the abducted children "one by one" if she called the police.

The murder scenes at the two homes showed that the killer was "very methodical," said Bankhead said. "This wasn't quick. He clearly took his time," he said.

Gruesome murder scenes
Gordon County Sheriff Jerry Davis said that Jones' former father-in-law and mother-in-law, Tom and Nola Blaylock, were found dead in one home. The bodies of one of the Blaylocks' daughters, Georgia Bradley, and Jones' infant daughter, Harley, were found in a second residence nearby. Davis said that the adults suffered multiple gunshot wounds and that the infant appeared to have been strangled.


WRCB
Two of the girls were photographed, safe and sound, Thursday evening.
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Authorities said Jones fled in a maroon or red 1991 Ford Explorer with a Georgia license plate 730 YFV. They said the vehicle belonged to one of the victims.

Bankhead told MSNBC's Natalie Allen that police acting on a tip pursued Jones north on Interstate 75 into Tennessee, where he took the first exit. He crashed sometime after exiting toward East Ridge, where he shot himself.

Jones was known to authorities, having been in the county jail before for small-time crimes, Davis said at a news conference in Ranger earlier Thursday afternoon.

"I've had him in the north county jail for traffic violations," he said. "I need him back in the jail for murder. ... The way that he's treated these people, I want him bad."

Two deputies visited the residences Wednesday morning at the request of Peeler, who phoned home from Oregon to request a "welfare check," but they noticed nothing amiss, Davis said.

After Peeler received the threatening phone call from Jones, deputies returned to the scene and entered the homes, where they found the bodies, David said. He said the killer had cleaned the murder scene so that the carnage was not visible from outside.

'A crazy person'
Peeler's brother-in-law David O'Donnell said Peeler's parents and sister were caring for the children at the time of the slayings while she was in Oregon with her boyfriend.


WRCB
Jerry William Jones being wheeled on a stretcher to an ambulance Thursday after his suicide attempt.
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O'Donnell said that Jones was constantly threatening violence and that Peeler had been trying to get away from him.

He described Jones as "a crazy person" and said Jones shot one of his horses five years ago after an argument. "He says all the time, he'll kill you, he'll kill me or whoever," O'Donnell said.

O'Donnell said he thought Jones would head for Florida, where his brother lives. O'Donnell said Jones often went to his brother for "security and money."

Jones' mother and stepfather were killed in the 1996 ValuJet crash in the Florida Everglades, and O'Donnell said Jones got a substantial settlement.

"He blew the money almost as fast as he got it, mostly on drugs," O'Donnell said.

Amber Alert - EMAIL BROADCAST
Issued Wednesday January 8th
The Gordon County Sheriff's Office and the GBI issued the Amber Alert after four were found dead in Ranger GA and the three girls were missing.

Missing: Three Georgia Girls

Brittney Phelps , a white 10 year old, Brandy Jones, a white four year old and Tammy Jones a white 3 year old were abducted in Ranger Georgia on January7 or 8.

Police are looking for Jerry William Jones a white male, 32 yrs., 5' 7" 150 lbs. driving a 1991 maroon Ford Explorer with the Georgia license plate 730YFV.

Four people were found dead at the scene of the abduction and the suspect is considered armed and dangerous.

Anyone with information is asked to call Gordon County Sheriff's Office at (706) 629-1244 or dial 911.

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Want to help animals? We have plenty of suggestions. For starters, you can join The Humane Society of the United States and be a part of our work to help companion animals and wildlife, as well as animals on farms and in research. You will be funding our educational, legislative, investigative, and outreach projects in the U.S. and across the globe.

Or perhaps you'd like to make a memorial donation in honor of a pet, friend, or relative? You can through our Kindred Spirits program. And if you'd like to contribute in a more structured way, our Planned Giving Office has suggestions about estate planning, annuities, and even gifts of stock that avoid capital gains taxes.

Maybe you have land that you would like to preserve as a lasting habitat for wildlife. Our Wildlife Land Trust can help you. Perhaps the land you want to share is a backyard—that's enough. Our Urban Wildlife Sanctuary Program will show you how to create a habitat for your wild neighbors.

If you want to be more active, try speaking out for animals. Our Web site will always have action alerts about national, state, or county matters that affect animals.

So you see, it's easy to help animals. And The HSUS is here to help.

Article from: The Humane Society of The United States
Click here to go there!


This year, resolve to:


Keep your cat inside. Millions of cats suffer and die annually because their owners allow them to roam. One survey indicates that only 35% of America's 66 million domesticated cats live indoors full-time. Imagine how much suffering could be alleviated, both to the felines and to the wildlife they often stalk, by reversing those numbers. Need help to transition your cat from the outdoors to the great indoors? Read our Safe Cat pages below.

Buy locally-grown produce and animal products. Few things will improve farm animal welfare, not to mention the environment, as much as supporting local farmers who favor sustainable practices. Large agribusiness has been linked to poor animal husbandry and slaughterhouse practices that not only affect the welfare of their charges, but also lead to environmental damage and meat contamination. Local, sustainable farming, by contrast, reduces environmental impacts while treating animals humanely.

Support animal-free circuses. There is nothing natural about keeping wild animals in cages and forcing them to perform on command. Simply put, traditional circuses and other traveling animal acts exploit wild creatures, particularly elephants and bears and big cats, for their own profit. So when the circus comes to town, protest its presence to the local newspaper and urge your local legislators to enact laws that protect performing animals. Better yet, suggest to these politicians that animal-free circuses, such as Cirque du Soleil, are the only ones suitable for a humane society.

Volunteer at your local shelter. Whether your talents lie in fundraising or animal grooming, there's a need for you at your local shelter. Your volunteer hours can make a difference, both immediate and long-term, to thousands of dogs and cats. And where else can you be rewarded for your efforts with a slobbery kiss to the cheek or the quiet purr of a contented cat?

Create an urban wildlife sanctuary. Sounds daunting? Sounds expensive? Only if you want it to be. Creating a wildlife sanctuary can be as easy as placing bird feeders on your apartment balcony or building a brush pile in your backyard. The HSUS's Urban Wildlife Sanctuary Program can help you provide vital habitat for wildlife wherever you live, and whatever your budget.

Drive with wildlife in mind. By some estimates, about a million animals die every day on American roads. This is the unfortunate by-product of development, which voraciously gobbles up acre after acre of wildlife habitat. You may not be able to stop progress, but you can help stop roadkill. Urge your Congressional leaders to mandate that any road and highway built with federal funds must include safe passageways for wildlife. And remember to keep an eye out for animals, especially young ones, who try to cross busy roadways.

Say no to exotic animals as pets. They don't call them wild animals for nothing. They really don't make good roommates. When humans take wildlife in as pets, the animals often suffer because humans cannot meet their biological or psychological needs. What's more, when you adopt an exotic pet, you may be bringing danger home: Prairie dogs and reptiles transmit potentially deadly diseases, raccoons have been known to kill children, and tigers maul even the most experienced owners, as even Siegfried and Roy learned in 2003. Leave wildlife in the wild. You'll be happier (and safer), and so will the animals.

Donate your old furs to The HSUS. Attitudes toward fur have altered dramatically over the years. Many people understand the cruelty inherent in such fashions, but perhaps your epiphany came late. Perhaps you have some old furs still tucked away in the attic. Why not donate those old relics of a less-enlightened era to The HSUS? We'll turn those symbols of animal abuse into something life-affirming: warm and comfortable bedding for orphaned and injured wildlife.

Become politically active for the animals. It's a cliché to say that the animals can't speak for themselves, but it's true. With the help of our Citizen Lobbyist Center, you can learn what influences a legislator and how to use that information to benefit the animals.

Become a member of The HSUS. This may not be the most proactive of resolutions, but we realize that people lead busy lives and may not always have time to help the animals. That's why we're here. You can help us do our jobs with a simple donation to The HSUS, and in return, we'll keep you informed of all the ways we plan to protect the animals in the coming year.

A Near Cat-astrophe

by ANC Staff and Petfinder.com

One morning, staff members of a veterinary clinic in Orlando, FL, were surprised to find a beer cooler outside their door.

When they opened the lid, they discovered a small, frightened kitten, infested with parasites and so thin that every rib was showing. His little nose was bare from trying to push his way out of his prison.

The clinic staff took the kitten in, cared for him, and then called 'A New Beginning Pet Care and Rescue'.

The rescue group posted the kitten's photo and description on Petfinder.com, a searchable database of more than 130,000 homeless pets in about 6,400 shelters in the U.S. and Canada.

Cate and Aaron Rubenstein of Winter Park, FL, saw the posting, contacted 'A New Beginning', and adopted the kitten, whom they named Pekoe.

"He is the sweetest thing," Cate said. "He purrs the second you even look at him and has imprinted on me, seemingly thinking I'm the
mama-cat. He follows me around all day, just to be near me, and then either plays at my feet or snuggles up close for a nap, purring all the while."

Cate added, "It breaks my heart to think how many other beautiful pets are out there, just waiting."

Other adoptable pets at 'A New Beginning' can be viewed online at http://anewbeginning.petfinde...

© 2003 Animal News Center, Inc.

Hope you all are having wonderful, peaceful, happy, & safe holidays! May your New Year be everything you want it to be & good luck with sticking to your New Years resolutions! Heres a cute little Christmas game for you.....

DEAR SANTA.....(Letter from you!)



LOL heres mine....

Dear Santa,

I have been a good a sleezy old woman.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Chatty's Christmas party. It was Dawnie who spiked the punch with too much Moonshine. I can't help it if I drank 35 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Mikes Hard Lemonade.

I thought it was funny when I put Rocker's t-back undies on my head and danced the strip tease on the dining room table while singing `Do me baby'. I didn't mean to break Chatty's CD Player and don't know why Chatty would sue me for manslaughter.

I don't remember calling Just's wife a pretty chicken---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and purple lipstick!

And when I threw up on Patty's husband's head, it was only because I ate too much of that oatmeal.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Beamer through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a enormous cow and have me arrested for stealing husbands!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all mad and drunk. And I'm really not to blame for any of this stupid stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and drunkedly yours,
Chrissy (Really a nice a sleezy old woman!)

P.S. It's only 5 bucks!

:lol: I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK! I had a fabulous weekend everyone! The condo & Disney totally rocked~details later......i'm beat! THEN~I come home and find that I won Max's contest!! YIPPPPEEEEEEE!!!!! I don't win contests often so when I do i'm very happy! AND the prize was 400 t~bucks!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!! MAX ROCKS!! AND he posted a big special message about it on his blog!! I feel like a princess!! Thankyou again Max~your awesome! :wink:

:lol: Welp were off to Disney!! Will be back late Sunday night~try not to have too much fun while i'm gone!! LOL....miss you all already!! See you then!!

:lol:
Subject: Computer terms for rednecks


Computer terms for rednecks

Backup -- What cha do when you runs across a skunk in the woods
Bar Code -- Them's the fightin' rules at Bubba' beer barn
Bug -- The reason you call in sick
Byte -- What yer pitbull dun to cusin Jethro
Cache -- Needed when you ya runs out of food stamps
Chip -- Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
Terminal -- Time to call the undertaker
Crash -- When ya go to Juniors's party uninvited
Digital -- The art of counting on yer fingers
Diskette -- a female disco dancer
Hardcopy -- the pictures you looked at when selecting tatoos
Internet -- where cafeteria workers put their hair
megahertz -- how yer head feels after 17 beers
Mac -- Bubba's fav-o-rite fast food
Modem -- what yer do when the grass gets too high
Network -- Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
Monitor -- who keeps your grandpa John from sneaking out durning 7th grade class when the teacher's back is turned
keyboard -- where you hang the keys to yer John Deer
Video Game -- a white tail buck seen through a night scope
gamestick -- what you poke a critter with to see ifin it's still alive

*COPIED & PASTED FROM MY M-BLOG!!* Too long to rewrite!! LOL


First of all I want to thank everyone for all the warm and encouraging thoughts cause you all *Rock* like that. Your all fabulous! HUGS! Day 1 was awesome~in the past I go through week 1 or so feeling nervous, shy, and flaky.....& having very little confidence in myself until I know the job better. This was different. It's a fairly large office~not just a *regular vet's office* but a *specialists* practice. We do surgery, opthamology, dentistry, emergancy treatment, etc. I work up front with a small group of women (about 5-6) who are all either approx my age or older. 2 of the women will be leaving soon~one is moving back up north (I'm replacing her) and another is due for her little girl in Feb. so she will be out on maternity leave. My boss is fabulous~I feel like I know her from somewhere. She's so down to earth and soothing. I really like her alot. Everyone has been wonderful to me~I feel completely comfie already. I feel they may have been abandoned several times because they keep asking me, "Are you coming back tomorrow?" Hhahahaa I chuckle at the thought~THEY HAVE NOOOOOOOO IDEA how stuck with me they are. This is like a dream come true for me. I like SofP have firm beliefs that GOD places you where you need to be right at that moment and brings you to people for a reason. What happened with Key Financial has brought me here. If they did'nt lay us off at that very moment~this job would not be available to me (Most likely). It may not be exactly what you think you want at that moment but he has very good reasons why he does things the way he does. If you notice~it usually winds up turning out much better than what *You* thought would be right. Anyhoo~i'm off on a tangent~force-feeding you my ideas and thats not right.
All i'm saying is I feel so *right* and good about this job so far. I'm already grasping the hang of it and my boss told me I did wonderfully for my first day! Of course theres always one or two things on the downside also.....my 2 things are 1. *The bad freezer*......self explainitory. Also the area where we keep beloved pets remains in beautifully decorated bags-cards, blankets, locks of fur attached, waiting for pet owners to pick up.
2. It hurts to see the people come in who are totally beside themselves. They cry so hard when somethings wrong with their *baby*. I know this feeling all too well~I feel every tear the cry and every stmach knot they endure. I feel how hard it is to swallow~how hard it is to say anything when they come in........I feel this may be another reason i'm supposed to be there. I feel i'm genuine and compassionate to these people and maybe I can help comfort them for the few minutes before they go back.......
ANYHOO~I am just a talkin, talkin, talkin and I need to get to sleep! It's 5am!!! Go back time! So you all take care and have a wonderful day today~I'm so excited about the *Big Disney* trip this weekend! I'm also VERY excited for SofP and *Miss Lacy Rein's* big day Thursday! PLEASE keep them in your prayers for tomorrows show~LOTS OF FINGERS & TOES CROSSED PLEASE!! :lol: :!:

1st day at the new job today! Crossing my toes, fingers, legs, hairs.....lol :lol:

:D I did it! I got the job! I work for a Vet's office!! I am soooooooo excited! I start tomorrow!

YUP I DID I DID!! I am so happy~I officially work for Tampa Bay's Specialist's Vet clinic! I start tomorrow....9-5:30pm NO WEEKENDS~NO NIGHTS! 6 paid holidays off. Half days on Christmas & New Years Eve......1 week of vacation after 6 months. A pay raise after 3 months! &&&&&&&&&&&'D their looking for someone to stay for YEARS! Thats soooooo me! I hope like mad it goes well & we all work out good together!

See God watches over me! Is'nt this just awesome? OOOOHHHH & I set up our reservations for Disney this weekend~I got us a condo suite for 75.00 a night (It's a timeshare deal-we do a 90 min tour) but while we do the tour they have supervised activities for the kids.......Check it out!

Celebration World Resort

2 Bedroom/2 Bath
The 2 Bedroom Condo offers a full kitchen with stove, oven, pots, pans, place settings, utensils, refrigerator, microwave, dishwasher, toaster and blender. The master bedroom offers a king size bed, full bath with shower, vanity, jacuzzi, and color TV. The 2nd bedroom offers a 2 double size beds, full bath with shower, vanity and color TV. The living area offers a queen size pullout sofa bed, big screen TV and VCR, washer and dryer. Sleeps 8 people.

Guest Enjoys:

Huge heated pool with zero depth entry
Kiddie Pool
Basketball court
Playground
Club movie
Onsite activities (Bingo, pizza and ice-cream parties, face painting, water aerobics)
24 Hour Security
110 of Wildlife Area
Pets Welcome
How much cooler can that be! Then Disney Sunday! What a wonderful blast!

:lol:

:? I've been neglecting my blog these days.....I unfortunately was part of a major lay off at my job this week. They dang near fired everyone in the place due to *Company restructuring* supposedly. I personally feel their going under. Who knows and who cares. So I have been filling applications, submitting my resume like crazy, and I filed for unemployment to cover anytime in between. HOPEFULLY i'll be back working by the end of this week.
I have a job i'm really praying for at a vet's office~I emailed back n forth with the lady doing the interviews and she told me to call 1st thing Monday morning~she's making a definite decision on Monday so i'm sure she'll give me an interview. I just hope she likes me. It would be soooooooooo perfect~so please~keep your fingers & toes crossed for me! :!: Hope you all are having a wonderful weekend!